In the depths of the Neo-Timeshare, a catastrophic incident occurred. Time travelers from the year 3000, seeking to rectify the timeline, found themselves in the midst of a medieval village. The villagers, unaware of the impending doom, continued their daily routines, including baking their famous meat pies. However, these pies were not what they seemed.
As the travelers attempted to intervene, they discovered that the meat pies were, in fact, temporal anchors, created by a rogue scientist from the past, designed to manipulate the fabric of space-time. The pies were imbued with the essence of the traveler's own memories, making them irresistible to the villagers.
The travelers, now entranced by the pies, found themselves trapped in a never-ending loop of consumption and regret. The villagers, sensing their presence, began to hunt them down, armed with rolling pins and a deep understanding of the power of pastry.
In the end, only one traveler managed to escape, leaving behind a cryptic message: "Don't trust the meat pies, they're not what they seem."